The Kingdom of Womble 1660 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.395 billion Womble 1660ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Womble 1660ian economy, worth 316 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 33,674 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,034 per year while the poor average 2,110, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1660's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1660 is ranked 229,015^th in the world and 2,907^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.